foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

glee meme → six locations [3/6] callbacks

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

When you’re scared and alone, just know that I’m already home.

hotbiochemist:

the pain in his eyes